teletubbies attack!!!

JESSI WEATHER SERVICE BULLETIN
TIGER ISLAND USA
TELETUBBIE WARNING
3:49PM CDT
THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE OF THE WORLD HAS ISSUED A
TELETUBBIE WARNING FOR THE WHOLE TIGER ISLAND UNTIL 12:45AM CDT
AT 3:49PM TIGER ARMY SPOTTED TINKY WINKY AND LA-LA AT THE TIGER ISLAND AIRPORT ARMED WITH WEPONS TO KILL TIGERS
TIGER ISLAND POLICE ADVISE FOR YOU TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AS THE TELETUBBIES ARE CONSIDERD DANGEROUS TO TIGERS AND TIGER CUBS.
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