TIGER NEWS BULLTIN


APR 29


ONE DIRECTION WARNING ISSUED FOR THE USA UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD


ABOUT 6 MINUTES AGO POLICE SPOTTED THE ONE DIRECTION MEMBERS
 AT A SHELL GAS STATION ON HIGHWAY 3


POLICE ADVISE YOU TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS RIGHT NOW AS HARRY STYLES AND THE REST OF ONE DIRECTION ARE DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE AND CHILDREN

ICE CREAM WARNING

JESSI WEATHER SERVICE BULLETIN


APR 29 2014
4:09PM




THE JESSI WEATHER OF THE WORLD HAS ISSUED AN ICE CREAM WARNING FOR THE STATE OF NEW YORK UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS


AT 3:48PM EDT DENISE SPOTTED RAINING ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM CONES AT HER HOUSE


TO PROTECT UR LIFE SEEK SHELTER NOW!!!
AS THE ICE CREAM CONES CAN KILL YOU

UNDERPANTS WARNING

JESSI WEATHER SERVICE
UNDERPANTS WARNING
APR 28




THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A



UNDERPANTS WARNING UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT



AT 4:17PM JESSI WEATHER SERVICE RADER INDICATIED RAINING WHITE UNDERWEAR NEAR SOCK TOWN OR 6 MILES NORTH OF YO MAMA CITY



TO REPEAT: RAINING UNDERWEAR HAS BEEN REPORTED STAY IN YOUR HOMES OR THE UNDERWEAR WILL STICK TO YOU

Troll Warning

JESSI WEATHER SERVICE BULLETIN

TROLL FACE WARNING
APR 28 2014
4:09PM EST

THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TROLL FACE WARNING FOR DENISES NIGHBORHOOD UNTIL MIDNIGHT EST
AT 2:38 PM EST THE TROLL FACE WAS SPOTTED NEAR DENISES HOUSE AND ALMOST KILLED DENISE PLEASE HIDE FROM DA TROLL FACE

NOTE THAT THE TROLL FACE IS AN @$$HOLE

Dora Warning!

DENISE NEWS HERE!!!!!
DORA WATCH HAS BEEN SCHEDULED FOR MON APR. 28 2014 TO FRIDAY MAY 2 2014.
I ADVICE YOU TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AND BE ARMED WITH FOOD AND OTHER SUPPLIES YOU NEED. DORA CAME TO USA A FEW HOURS AGO AND HAS KILLED SEVERAL PEOPLE. REPORTER JESSI HAS SPOTTED BOOTS AT THE NATIONAL STATE PARK. STAY SAFE! MOVE TO OTHER SAFE PLACES AND MAKE SURE ITS A GOOD PLACE!!!!!!
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JUSTIN BIEBER WARNING

JESSI WEATHER SERIVCE BULLETIN
APR 28 2014 4:02PM CDT


THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE OF TEH WORLD HAS ISSUED


A JUSTIN BIEBER WARNING UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE

AT 3:59PM CDT DA POLICE REPORTED THAT JUSTIN BIEBER WAS HAVING SEX WITH A JUSTIN HATER WHO WAS SLEEPING AT THE TIME PLEASE LOCK UR DOORS AND WINDOWS AS JUSTIN BIEBER IS DANGEROUS AND HE IS A PEDOPHILE TO JUSTIN BIEBER HATERS ALSO A ONE DIRECTION WATCH IS ALSO ISSUED UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE




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teletubbies attack!!!

JESSI WEATHER SERVICE BULLETIN
TIGER ISLAND USA
TELETUBBIE WARNING
3:49PM CDT
THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE OF THE WORLD HAS ISSUED A
TELETUBBIE WARNING FOR THE WHOLE TIGER ISLAND UNTIL 12:45AM CDT
AT 3:49PM TIGER ARMY SPOTTED TINKY WINKY AND LA-LA AT THE TIGER ISLAND AIRPORT ARMED WITH WEPONS TO KILL TIGERS
TIGER ISLAND POLICE ADVISE FOR YOU TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AS THE TELETUBBIES ARE CONSIDERD DANGEROUS TO TIGERS AND TIGER CUBS.
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