JESSI NEWS BULLETIN
YOSHI WATCH ISSUED FOR THE WHOLE WORLD UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE
AT 3:00 USA TIME DENISE SPOTTED A BLACK YOSHI WITH A GUN PLEASE LOCKED YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AND LISTIN FOR ANY POSSIBLE YOSHI WARNINGS
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Saturday, May 3, 2014
Mario Warning
DENISE NEWS BULLETIN
MAY 3 2014
5:42 PM
MARIO HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT THE LOCAL CARVEL ICECREAM STORE IN USA, ALABAMA AND MARIO'S BRO. LUIGI HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT THE LOCAL HOTDOG CART IN USA, MICHIGAN. IF YOU SEE LUIGI OR MARIO WALK AWAY OR RUN BECAUSE THEY LOVE TO START FOOD FIGHTS! MARIO WILL THROW ICECREAM ON YOUR NOSE AND LUIGI WILL THROW HOTDOGS IN YOUR HAIR. BRING AN UMBRELLA IF YOU GO TO A ICECREAM STORE OR HOTDOG CART.
MARIO WATCH AND WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR TODAY UNTIL MAY 5 2014
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Thursday, May 1, 2014
Taylor Swift Watch
NEWS SERVICE BULLETIN
REPORTER DENISE
MAY 1ST 2014
AT 7:44 PM EST TAYLOR SWIFT WAS CAUGHT SHOOTING PEOPLE AT CENTRAL PARK. THE FOLLOWING TOWNS HAVE TO BE QUICK... CENTRALIZY...TAYTAY FIT... LINDEN CYRUS... SELENA ST and MARISAN ST. IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM NOW TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BE AT CENTRALIZY. IN 10 MINUTES AFTER CENTRALIZY IS TAYTAY FIT. 20 MINUTES AFTER TAYTAY FIT IS LINDEN CYRUS &SELENA ST. 5 MINUTES AFTER THOSE IS MARISAN ST. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS THEREFOR TAYLOR SWIFT IS A KILLER! STAY SAFE AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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REPORTER DENISE
MAY 1ST 2014
AT 7:44 PM EST TAYLOR SWIFT WAS CAUGHT SHOOTING PEOPLE AT CENTRAL PARK. THE FOLLOWING TOWNS HAVE TO BE QUICK... CENTRALIZY...TAYTAY FIT... LINDEN CYRUS... SELENA ST and MARISAN ST. IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM NOW TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BE AT CENTRALIZY. IN 10 MINUTES AFTER CENTRALIZY IS TAYTAY FIT. 20 MINUTES AFTER TAYTAY FIT IS LINDEN CYRUS &SELENA ST. 5 MINUTES AFTER THOSE IS MARISAN ST. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS THEREFOR TAYLOR SWIFT IS A KILLER! STAY SAFE AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014
TIGER NEWS BULLTIN
APR 29
ONE DIRECTION WARNING ISSUED FOR THE USA UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD
ABOUT 6 MINUTES AGO POLICE SPOTTED THE ONE DIRECTION MEMBERS
AT A SHELL GAS STATION ON HIGHWAY 3
POLICE ADVISE YOU TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS RIGHT NOW AS HARRY STYLES AND THE REST OF ONE DIRECTION ARE DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE AND CHILDREN
APR 29
ONE DIRECTION WARNING ISSUED FOR THE USA UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD
ABOUT 6 MINUTES AGO POLICE SPOTTED THE ONE DIRECTION MEMBERS
AT A SHELL GAS STATION ON HIGHWAY 3
POLICE ADVISE YOU TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS RIGHT NOW AS HARRY STYLES AND THE REST OF ONE DIRECTION ARE DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE AND CHILDREN
ICE CREAM WARNING
JESSI WEATHER SERVICE BULLETIN
APR 29 2014
4:09PM
THE JESSI WEATHER OF THE WORLD HAS ISSUED AN ICE CREAM WARNING FOR THE STATE OF NEW YORK UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS
AT 3:48PM EDT DENISE SPOTTED RAINING ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM CONES AT HER HOUSE
TO PROTECT UR LIFE SEEK SHELTER NOW!!!
AS THE ICE CREAM CONES CAN KILL YOU
APR 29 2014
4:09PM
THE JESSI WEATHER OF THE WORLD HAS ISSUED AN ICE CREAM WARNING FOR THE STATE OF NEW YORK UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS
AT 3:48PM EDT DENISE SPOTTED RAINING ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM CONES AT HER HOUSE
TO PROTECT UR LIFE SEEK SHELTER NOW!!!
AS THE ICE CREAM CONES CAN KILL YOU
Monday, April 28, 2014
UNDERPANTS WARNING
JESSI WEATHER SERVICE
UNDERPANTS WARNING
APR 28
THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A
UNDERPANTS WARNING UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT
AT 4:17PM JESSI WEATHER SERVICE RADER INDICATIED RAINING WHITE UNDERWEAR NEAR SOCK TOWN OR 6 MILES NORTH OF YO MAMA CITY
TO REPEAT: RAINING UNDERWEAR HAS BEEN REPORTED STAY IN YOUR HOMES OR THE UNDERWEAR WILL STICK TO YOU
UNDERPANTS WARNING
APR 28
THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A
UNDERPANTS WARNING UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT
AT 4:17PM JESSI WEATHER SERVICE RADER INDICATIED RAINING WHITE UNDERWEAR NEAR SOCK TOWN OR 6 MILES NORTH OF YO MAMA CITY
TO REPEAT: RAINING UNDERWEAR HAS BEEN REPORTED STAY IN YOUR HOMES OR THE UNDERWEAR WILL STICK TO YOU
Troll Warning
JESSI WEATHER SERVICE BULLETIN
TROLL FACE WARNING
APR 28 2014
4:09PM EST
THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TROLL FACE WARNING FOR DENISES NIGHBORHOOD UNTIL MIDNIGHT EST
AT 2:38 PM EST THE TROLL FACE WAS SPOTTED NEAR DENISES HOUSE AND ALMOST KILLED DENISE PLEASE HIDE FROM DA TROLL FACE
NOTE THAT THE TROLL FACE IS AN @$$HOLE
TROLL FACE WARNING
APR 28 2014
4:09PM EST
THE JESSI WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TROLL FACE WARNING FOR DENISES NIGHBORHOOD UNTIL MIDNIGHT EST
AT 2:38 PM EST THE TROLL FACE WAS SPOTTED NEAR DENISES HOUSE AND ALMOST KILLED DENISE PLEASE HIDE FROM DA TROLL FACE
NOTE THAT THE TROLL FACE IS AN @$$HOLE
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