JESSI NEWS BULLETIN
YOSHI WATCH ISSUED FOR THE WHOLE WORLD UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE
AT 3:00 USA TIME DENISE SPOTTED A BLACK YOSHI WITH A GUN PLEASE LOCKED YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AND LISTIN FOR ANY POSSIBLE YOSHI WARNINGS
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Saturday, May 3, 2014
Mario Warning
DENISE NEWS BULLETIN
MAY 3 2014
5:42 PM
MARIO HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT THE LOCAL CARVEL ICECREAM STORE IN USA, ALABAMA AND MARIO'S BRO. LUIGI HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT THE LOCAL HOTDOG CART IN USA, MICHIGAN. IF YOU SEE LUIGI OR MARIO WALK AWAY OR RUN BECAUSE THEY LOVE TO START FOOD FIGHTS! MARIO WILL THROW ICECREAM ON YOUR NOSE AND LUIGI WILL THROW HOTDOGS IN YOUR HAIR. BRING AN UMBRELLA IF YOU GO TO A ICECREAM STORE OR HOTDOG CART.
MARIO WATCH AND WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR TODAY UNTIL MAY 5 2014
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Thursday, May 1, 2014
Taylor Swift Watch
NEWS SERVICE BULLETIN
REPORTER DENISE
MAY 1ST 2014
AT 7:44 PM EST TAYLOR SWIFT WAS CAUGHT SHOOTING PEOPLE AT CENTRAL PARK. THE FOLLOWING TOWNS HAVE TO BE QUICK... CENTRALIZY...TAYTAY FIT... LINDEN CYRUS... SELENA ST and MARISAN ST. IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM NOW TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BE AT CENTRALIZY. IN 10 MINUTES AFTER CENTRALIZY IS TAYTAY FIT. 20 MINUTES AFTER TAYTAY FIT IS LINDEN CYRUS &SELENA ST. 5 MINUTES AFTER THOSE IS MARISAN ST. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS THEREFOR TAYLOR SWIFT IS A KILLER! STAY SAFE AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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REPORTER DENISE
MAY 1ST 2014
AT 7:44 PM EST TAYLOR SWIFT WAS CAUGHT SHOOTING PEOPLE AT CENTRAL PARK. THE FOLLOWING TOWNS HAVE TO BE QUICK... CENTRALIZY...TAYTAY FIT... LINDEN CYRUS... SELENA ST and MARISAN ST. IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM NOW TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BE AT CENTRALIZY. IN 10 MINUTES AFTER CENTRALIZY IS TAYTAY FIT. 20 MINUTES AFTER TAYTAY FIT IS LINDEN CYRUS &SELENA ST. 5 MINUTES AFTER THOSE IS MARISAN ST. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS THEREFOR TAYLOR SWIFT IS A KILLER! STAY SAFE AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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